Luigi Fails At Shopping

Oh my freaking God Luigi. How the Hell do you screw up shopping? Guess we can't blame you, with that messed up brain of yours. We know that you were dropped on your head one too many times as a baby.

Luigi Fails At Lawnmowing

Luigi's wife, Daisy, grabs his non-existent balls and tells him to mow the freaking lawn. He can't even do that right. Just face the facts. You suck at everything besides sucking. Mario just sits there and watches Luigi make a fool out of himself... again.

Luigi Fails At Cooking

Okay, so you start developing hunger pangs. You realize you're hungry. You decide to make some food. Nothing hard, just something simple, and magically you screw it up. Welcome to the life of Luigi.



P.S. Seriously Luigi, get a timer for your microwave.

Mario Owns Luigi.......Again

Same old thing. Mario and Luigi fight. Mario owns. The only thing different is that it's 2 Marios VS. 2 Luigis. Hehehe, thus making Luigi's beat down twice as hard.

Luigi Finally Makes A Stand

This video is probably my new favorite. Luigi starts complaining that Mario gets all the credit while he gets crap. Well, grow some balls, Luigi. Stop complaining and save the princess yourself! (Surprisingly he does, but I'm proud to say that he gets nothing in return for doing it!) Sorry that you have to click a link, freaking CollegeHumor doesn't embed the video.

Stupid CollegeHumor

Luigi Dies

The only thing that could have made this scene better is if Mario would have found Luigi's dismembered legs and fed them to the starving children of Africa. Three cheers for dead Luigi. Hip-hip-hooray! Hip-hip-hooray! Hip-hip-hooray!

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Luigi Knows Dumb-Fu

Imagine a time. A time when a loser side-kick dressed in green decides that enough is enough, and chooses to finally take control of his life. He relentlessly trains. Pushing his mind and body to the extreme, in the hope that he can change his stars and earn the respect of those around him. Obtaining the knowledge of ancient techniques, he prepares his mind for battle and wakens his dormant rage. The time is now.

Luigi's Confession


Spoiler Alert: I hate to break it to you, but even magical kung-fu techniques can't help our most hated video game zero.

Luigi Sucks at Driving

Car + Wet Road - Good Brakes x Bobomb + Fiery Luigi = HILARIOUS!!