It never ceases to amaze me how many creative ways that flash animators come up with to kill the Green Idiot. It's kinda like "Saw", with all of the dumb plot twists left out. Say, that reminds me, I think I need to hop on over to GoDaddy and buy http://www.everybodyhatessaw.com/.
BTW, I didn't really buy the domain, so stop clicking on the freakin' link already.
Monday, November 23, 2009
More Luigi Pwnage
Poor luigi, always dying. Kinda makes you feel bad for him...... if you're one of the LLLs (Luigi Loving Losers) that voted to change Luigi's stars by saving the princess. Go to Hell, Luigi, and all that love you!
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Friday, November 13, 2009
My Baby Girl Hates Luigi Too
Having seen her daddy and brother raising anti-Luigi awareness, my eight-year old daughter decided to contribute to the cause in her own adorable way.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Death To Luigi By Castration
OK, OK, so I know the vote is tied, but I was already working on this by the time that the tie vote was cast, so this is what you get. Deal with it.
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Nightmare On My Street
I totally had a nightmare last night that scared me to death. I dreamt that I was a little kid, and that there were like a million Luigis that had taken over the world, zombie apocalypse style. Oh yeah, and for some reason, I was Asian. You know what? Maybe I shouldn't have sold those pills that my psychiatrist gave me.
The Luigi Song
Because we try to be fair and unbiased here at EverybodyHatesLuigi.com, I felt it fitting to post this youtube video of Luigi's biggest fan singing a fantastic tribute to him. Now please excuse me while I try to find a knife that's sharp enough to penetrate my skull and stab my brain. My blood is on your hands LuigiFan18.
Luigi Gets Molested
Although I'm sure that Luigi wouldn't mind being molested by Wario, I'd be much happier believing that he was being forcefully sodomized and suffering. Oh well, one can't be happy all the time. On to the Luigi rape......
How Fat!!!!
Luigi, you let youself go. What happened?
" I.....I.....I.....FART.....sorry I'm sick of Mario getting all the credit. We both are there."
Yeah, well, people like him, not you, so get used to it.
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Luigi's First Porn Magazine.
"Hey, it's me, Luigi. This? Um, the book that's in my hand, is for Daisy."
(Stop hiding your gayness from society. You're as bad as Michael Jackson saying he doesn't like kids.)
Friday, November 6, 2009
What's Wrong With Luigi?
Here's a great blog post that hits the nail on the head with the many problems with Loser Luigi. Major gnarly props to www.lvlone.com blog writer. Here's a taste:
What's Wrong With Luigi?
"The problem is that Luigi is a terrible adventurer he ends up hurting his partners or screwing them over in some way. One character, a blopper tells Mario that his brother tripped and pushed the poor creature in lava! freaking lava! That’s one of the most messed up things anyone can do to anyone!"
What's Wrong With Luigi?
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Luigi Trys To Steal Mario's Thunder
Too bad it didn't work. Luigi was just another distraction. Luigi couldn't wait his turn to play so he decides to go in with Mario. Worst. Idea. Ever. Don't mess with Mario, Luigi. He always jacks you up.
Once You Shoot A Luigi, You Just Can't Stop
What's better than shooting Luigi in the face? Shooting a bunch of Luigis in all of their stupid faces.
Luigi's Punch Out
Luigi puts on the boxing gloves in his everlasting attempt to fail in every imaginable scenario.
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Luigi Finds A Cloning Device
Luigi wants to scrap with Mario....again. He knows he will lose one on one, so he gets a crazy idea and thinks, "What if it was 1000 to 1...?" Lets just say, not even that can help our green-tard.
P.S. if you want to skip to the fighting part, go to 3:00
P.S. if you want to skip to the fighting part, go to 3:00
The Many Waah's Of Luigi
Luigi, no one wants to hear you complain all the time, but it is funny to see you make a pansy out of yourself. Do yourself a favor, Luigi, and stop your crying.
Luigi's Halloween
Mario(when will he learn that Luigi can't do anything right?) asks Luigi to give candy out to visitors on Halloween. OMG Luigi, why must you screw up the greatest holiday? BTW, we know what you did with that boo child, you pedophile.
Happy Halloween, and remember, no candy for Luigi costumes!
Who's Da Man?
In Luigi's relationship, it's Daisy. Quit yer whimperin' ya wuss, and get your woman a beer.
God Hates Luigi Too.
Why? Because he friggin' hates your retarded ass as much as the rest of us. He does however, love me enough to give me the likes of Luigi to make me feel better about myself. Hell, even if I was a quadrapalegic stuck in a sea of pig dung, I'd still laugh at what a loser Luigi is. Amen.
Let's Go Phishing
Not that this would do you any good. Unless of course you actually wanted a MySpace account that even Tom didn't want anything to do with.
Die, Luigi
Looking at the look of pure agony on Luigi's face makes me want to touch myself inappropriately.
Luigi And His "Brilliant" Ideas
Luigi finds himself walking down a street when he hits a wall. Dumbass. He realizes he needs to get through. He pulls random things out from his body(don't ask) to get over the wall. Finally, after many tries, Luigi finds a way to get across.
Too bad he still gets pwnt.
Too bad he still gets pwnt.
No-abody Like-a Luigi!
Mario is too busy to deal with Bowser's plans to kill several babies, so he gets Luigi to do it. The only thing is, Mario knew it was a suicide mission. Thank you, Mario, for luring Luigi to his untimely death.
Friday, October 30, 2009
Luigi Decides to get Vaginoplasty
Sweet! There is a new chess game starring Mario and his pals versus Bowser and his gay minions. WTF? How do coins attack things? Nevermind that, let's take a closer look here....
OMG Luigi. Why did you have to sign up for queen?
Luigi Fails At Shopping
Oh my freaking God Luigi. How the Hell do you screw up shopping? Guess we can't blame you, with that messed up brain of yours. We know that you were dropped on your head one too many times as a baby.
Luigi Fails At Lawnmowing
Luigi's wife, Daisy, grabs his non-existent balls and tells him to mow the freaking lawn. He can't even do that right. Just face the facts. You suck at everything besides sucking. Mario just sits there and watches Luigi make a fool out of himself... again.
Luigi Fails At Cooking
Okay, so you start developing hunger pangs. You realize you're hungry. You decide to make some food. Nothing hard, just something simple, and magically you screw it up. Welcome to the life of Luigi.
P.S. Seriously Luigi, get a timer for your microwave.
P.S. Seriously Luigi, get a timer for your microwave.
Mario Owns Luigi.......Again
Same old thing. Mario and Luigi fight. Mario owns. The only thing different is that it's 2 Marios VS. 2 Luigis. Hehehe, thus making Luigi's beat down twice as hard.
Luigi Finally Makes A Stand
This video is probably my new favorite. Luigi starts complaining that Mario gets all the credit while he gets crap. Well, grow some balls, Luigi. Stop complaining and save the princess yourself! (Surprisingly he does, but I'm proud to say that he gets nothing in return for doing it!) Sorry that you have to click a link, freaking CollegeHumor doesn't embed the video.
Stupid CollegeHumor
Stupid CollegeHumor
Monday, October 26, 2009
Luigi Dies
The only thing that could have made this scene better is if Mario would have found Luigi's dismembered legs and fed them to the starving children of Africa. Three cheers for dead Luigi. Hip-hip-hooray! Hip-hip-hooray! Hip-hip-hooray!
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Friday, October 23, 2009
Luigi Knows Dumb-Fu
Imagine a time. A time when a loser side-kick dressed in green decides that enough is enough, and chooses to finally take control of his life. He relentlessly trains. Pushing his mind and body to the extreme, in the hope that he can change his stars and earn the respect of those around him. Obtaining the knowledge of ancient techniques, he prepares his mind for battle and wakens his dormant rage. The time is now.
Luigi's Confession
Spoiler Alert: I hate to break it to you, but even magical kung-fu techniques can't help our most hated video game zero.
Luigi's Confession
Spoiler Alert: I hate to break it to you, but even magical kung-fu techniques can't help our most hated video game zero.
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
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