Luigi Gots A New Friend

Hey Luigi, I have a toy in my pocket for you.

Luigi Finds A Cloning Device

Luigi wants to scrap with Mario....again. He knows he will lose one on one, so he gets a crazy idea and thinks, "What if it was 1000 to 1...?" Lets just say, not even that can help our green-tard.

P.S. if you want to skip to the fighting part, go to 3:00

The Many Waah's Of Luigi

Luigi, no one wants to hear you complain all the time, but it is funny to see you make a pansy out of yourself. Do yourself a favor, Luigi, and stop your crying.

Luigi's Halloween

Mario(when will he learn that Luigi can't do anything right?) asks Luigi to give candy out to visitors on Halloween. OMG Luigi, why must you screw up the greatest holiday? BTW, we know what you did with that boo child, you pedophile.

Happy Halloween, and remember, no candy for Luigi costumes!

Luigi Plays Dress Up

Oh Luigi.......

Kick Luigi. FTW. Hahahahahaha!!

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Who's Da Man?

In Luigi's relationship, it's Daisy. Quit yer whimperin' ya wuss, and get your woman a beer.

God Hates Luigi Too.

Why? Because he friggin' hates your retarded ass as much as the rest of us. He does however, love me enough to give me the likes of Luigi to make me feel better about myself. Hell, even if I was a quadrapalegic stuck in a sea of pig dung, I'd still laugh at what a loser Luigi is. Amen.

Let's Go Phishing

Not that this would do you any good. Unless of course you actually wanted a MySpace account that even Tom didn't want anything to do with.

Die, Luigi

Looking at the look of pure agony on Luigi's face makes me want to touch myself inappropriately.

Luigi And His "Brilliant" Ideas

Luigi finds himself walking down a street when he hits a wall. Dumbass. He realizes he needs to get through. He pulls random things out from his body(don't ask) to get over the wall. Finally, after many tries, Luigi finds a way to get across.



Too bad he still gets pwnt.

No-abody Like-a Luigi!

Mario is too busy to deal with Bowser's plans to kill several babies, so he gets Luigi to do it. The only thing is, Mario knew it was a suicide mission. Thank you, Mario, for luring Luigi to his untimely death.

Luigi Decides to get Vaginoplasty

Sweet! There is a new chess game starring Mario and his pals versus Bowser and his gay minions. WTF? How do coins attack things? Nevermind that, let's take a closer look here....

























OMG Luigi. Why did you have to sign up for queen?

Luigi Fails At Shopping

Oh my freaking God Luigi. How the Hell do you screw up shopping? Guess we can't blame you, with that messed up brain of yours. We know that you were dropped on your head one too many times as a baby.

Luigi Fails At Lawnmowing

Luigi's wife, Daisy, grabs his non-existent balls and tells him to mow the freaking lawn. He can't even do that right. Just face the facts. You suck at everything besides sucking. Mario just sits there and watches Luigi make a fool out of himself... again.

Luigi Fails At Cooking

Okay, so you start developing hunger pangs. You realize you're hungry. You decide to make some food. Nothing hard, just something simple, and magically you screw it up. Welcome to the life of Luigi.



P.S. Seriously Luigi, get a timer for your microwave.

Mario Owns Luigi.......Again

Same old thing. Mario and Luigi fight. Mario owns. The only thing different is that it's 2 Marios VS. 2 Luigis. Hehehe, thus making Luigi's beat down twice as hard.

Luigi Finally Makes A Stand

This video is probably my new favorite. Luigi starts complaining that Mario gets all the credit while he gets crap. Well, grow some balls, Luigi. Stop complaining and save the princess yourself! (Surprisingly he does, but I'm proud to say that he gets nothing in return for doing it!) Sorry that you have to click a link, freaking CollegeHumor doesn't embed the video.

Stupid CollegeHumor

Luigi Dies

The only thing that could have made this scene better is if Mario would have found Luigi's dismembered legs and fed them to the starving children of Africa. Three cheers for dead Luigi. Hip-hip-hooray! Hip-hip-hooray! Hip-hip-hooray!

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Luigi Knows Dumb-Fu

Imagine a time. A time when a loser side-kick dressed in green decides that enough is enough, and chooses to finally take control of his life. He relentlessly trains. Pushing his mind and body to the extreme, in the hope that he can change his stars and earn the respect of those around him. Obtaining the knowledge of ancient techniques, he prepares his mind for battle and wakens his dormant rage. The time is now.

Luigi's Confession


Spoiler Alert: I hate to break it to you, but even magical kung-fu techniques can't help our most hated video game zero.