Death To Luigi By Castration

OK, OK, so I know the vote is tied, but I was already working on this by the time that the tie vote was cast, so this is what you get. Deal with it.

Nightmare On My Street

I totally had a nightmare last night that scared me to death.  I dreamt that I was a little kid, and that there were like a million Luigis that had taken over the world, zombie apocalypse style.  Oh yeah, and for some reason, I was Asian.  You know what? Maybe I shouldn't have sold those pills that my psychiatrist gave me.

The Luigi Song

Because we try to be fair and unbiased here at EverybodyHatesLuigi.com, I felt it fitting to post this youtube video of Luigi's biggest fan singing a fantastic tribute to him.  Now please excuse me while I try to find a knife that's sharp enough to penetrate my skull and stab my brain.  My blood is on your hands LuigiFan18.

Luigi Gets Molested

Although I'm sure that Luigi wouldn't mind being molested by Wario, I'd be much happier believing that he was being forcefully sodomized and suffering.  Oh well, one can't be happy all the time. On to the Luigi rape......

How Fat!!!!

Luigi, you let youself go. What happened?
" I.....I.....I.....FART.....sorry I'm sick of Mario getting all the credit. We both are there."
Yeah, well, people like him, not you, so get used to it.

Sonic: Therapist Or Enemy?

Wow, Luigi is such a little girl.

Push him in, Sonic!!!!!

Luigi's First Porn Magazine.

"Hey, it's me, Luigi. This? Um, the book that's in my hand, is for Daisy."
(Stop hiding your gayness from society. You're as bad as Michael Jackson saying he doesn't like kids.)

What's Wrong With Luigi?

Here's a great blog post that hits the nail on the head with the many problems with Loser Luigi.  Major gnarly props to www.lvlone.com blog writer.  Here's a taste:

"The problem is that Luigi is a terrible adventurer he ends up hurting his partners or screwing them over in some way. One character, a blopper tells Mario that his brother tripped and pushed the poor creature in lava! freaking lava! That’s one of the most messed up things anyone can do to anyone!"

What's Wrong With Luigi?